10 Cursed Pop Tart Flavors To Avoid (At All Cost!)

  • Date: January 21, 2023
  • Time to read: 4 min.
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Hey there, Pop-Tart lovers! Are you ready for a wild ride?

We’ve scoured the internet and dug up some of the weirdest, most cursed Pop-Tart flavors out there.

These flavors are not for the faint of heart, and some may even make you want to puke or gag. From savory to downright disgusting, these cursed flavors will shock and amaze you.

So, grab a glass of milk and get ready to take a trip down the Pop-Tart rabbit hole.

10 Cursed Pop Tart Flavors

While some of these flavors look good because of the vibrant color schemes, don’t go looking for a box.

It goes without saying that these images are just for fun and of course, are made up. Here is a list of 10 weird Pop-Tart flavors that will make you second-guess everything.

1. Garlic Bread

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Toasty and buttery? Out of all flavors on this list, garlic bread is probably the most likely flavor to make it to the shelves.

However, the sweet frosting of Pop Tarts just does not seem to sit right with garlic and butter, yuck! Luckily, this flavor will stay only as an idea.

2. Gasoline

Maybe you’re strange like us and enjoy the smell of gasoline at a gas station.

Well, look no further, frosted gasoline straight into a Pop Tart. If it tastes as good as it smells, we’ll be the first taste testers in line.

Just kidding, don’t drink gasoline kids…

3. Freshly Cut Grass

Grass clippings in your Pop Tart? Sure, why not?

This flavor is definitely not for the faint of heart. Imagine biting into a warm pastry and getting a mouthful of freshly cut lawn.

It’s a unique flavor, but we’re pretty sure it’s not going to be a crowd-pleaser.

The thought of it may make you feel like you’re eating a salad, but not in a good way. It’s definitely a unique flavor, but we’ll stick to our usual Pop Tart flavors, thanks.

4. Glueberry

If the idea of a glueberry flavor doesn’t instantly make you gag, you must have eaten glue at one point in your life. But that’s ok, we don’t judge here. As long as you stopped…

Imagine biting into a Pop Tart, only to get a mouthful of glue. Blekh. The thought of it may make you feel like you’re eating an art project.

If you want to try out this flavor, we suggest eating a spoonful of peanut butter first.

5. Tide Pods

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We all have heard of the Tide Pod challenges that hospitalized unsuspecting teens and children.

Skip the poison control center call and just enjoy this picture of Tide Pod-flavored Pop Tarts instead.

Remember, detergent is for washing clothes, not eating. No matter how delicious Tide Pods may look.

6. Slim Jim – Beef Jerky

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Oh boy, this one’s a doozy! Imagine taking a big old bite of a warm pastry and getting a mouthful of savory, salty, smoky beef jerky. It’s like breakfast and a snack all rolled into one!

I don’t know about you, but Slim Jim Pop Tarts sounds like it could actually be delicious. Now, who’s up for a beef jerky breakfast?

7. Ketchup with Ketchup

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I feel this flavor is very polarizing; some will absolutely love to try one, and others will cringe in disgust.

It’s amusing to see the ketchup overload here. Ketchup frosting with a ketchup filling? That’s gotta be offputting even to ketchup lovers.

8. Shower Pack (3-in-1 combo pack)

Alright now, this box is quite creative. Get all your shower essentials in just one box!

Imagine having to squeeze the Pop Tart fillings onto your head while having a snack in the shower.

Maybe one day, however, the technology just isn’t quite there yet.

9. Earth Worms

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Drop the gummy worms because we have the real deal here.

The shelf-life of this flavor is probably quite short as it’s best enjoyed live.

Texturally speaking, these Pop Tarts will probably feel like eating spaghetti tacos (with the spaghetti noodles squirming).

You could also toss these into your garden and pick it up to eat the next day. What the hey.

10. Bubble Gum Bubble Yum

While this flavor will sadly never exist, the next best thing is chewing bubble gum while eating graham crackers. Actually don’t try that, it’s a very uncomfortable experience.

This Pop Tart flavor might as well be a Pepto flavor considering how pink it is.

Final Thoughts

In conclusion, we’ve explored some of the weirdest and most cursed Pop Tart flavors out there, from Garlic Bread to Beef Jerky and Play-Doh.

Some of these flavors may sound bizarre and unappetizing, but you never know, they might be your new favorite thing!

We hope you’ve enjoyed this journey through the wild and wacky world of Pop Tart flavors.

But let’s be real, who knows what the future holds. Maybe one day, you’ll be able to buy a Tide Pod-flavored Pop Tart at your local grocery store. That’s just something we’ll have to wait and see.

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